‘I got asked to leave the casino the other night.’ ‘Why? What happened?’ ‘They said I had a chip on my shoulder.’.‘Why are large maps rubbish at playing poker? They always fold.’.‘Hey, guess what? I’m going to an Abba themed poker night.‘Ever heard of the sarcastic gambler? Yeah, he was a real eye-roller!’.We’re trying to present user- and child-friendly content! So, starting with the gambling one-liners: Most of the one-liners are a little bit spicy, so we’re not going to include them here. The name says it itself – it’s a short, funny joke, that is often delivered in one single line. Let’s start with a laugh, eh? If you’re not familiar with the term, a one-liner is another word for joke and pun. We will do our best to keep the post short, but interesting! Top Funny Gambling One-Liners We’ve gathered some of the most interesting gambling quotes and one-liners for you, fellow gamblers! Some of them are from people who have had a sweet tooth for slot machines or for a ‘quick’ game of Blackjack. If we miss any that deserve attention, feel free to share with us! We might do a Part 2!Īnd now, without further ado, let’s get started.

This article is dedicated to gambling-related sayings and one-liners from other famous authors and philosophers.

We’re not going to share quotes from ‘The Notebook’ or from any of Paulo Coelho here. Or, they find them on Facebook on their friends’ walls. There are different quotes and one-liners people often hear in their everyday life. Toggle Navigation Popular Gambling Quotes and One-Liners MaTony Christopher

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